Punk the Monk
Run 5k-ish km (more like 3.5 miles) and beat the monk to the finish line.
This year's Punk the Monk will take place in the Lakewood Forest Preserve in Wauconda, IL. The Monk (aka the race director of Munk Trail Races) will begin in dead-last place. If he beats 50% of the runners, no one receives an extra finisher's medal. However, if 50% of the runners beat the Monk, everyone receives the extra finisher's medal.
This calls for strategy.